caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

(via doctor-clue)

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

(Source: radondoran, via ruinedchildhood)

laikas-owner:

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

*Infomercial voice* with such wondrous hits such as “Baby, you’re starlight”, “You make my heart go supernova (duet with Bill Nye)”, and that super great single, “Stars in your eyes”.

laikas-owner:

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

*Infomercial voice* with such wondrous hits such as “Baby, you’re starlight”, “You make my heart go supernova (duet with Bill Nye)”, and that super great single, “Stars in your eyes”.

(via kaijuhearmenow)

derelictjet:

mindofgemini:

goldist:

malformalady:

The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.

I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks 

deep sea anime blush stickers


fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey
fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror

derelictjet:

mindofgemini:

goldist:

malformalady:

The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.

I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks 

deep sea anime blush stickers

fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey

fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror

(via enraptored)

lifeistooshortbitch:

This is so cute omg

(Source: thequeenbey, via xoferyk)

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

(via kaijuhearmenow)

(Source: nickelbacksonyoutube, via ruinedchildhood)

jeanmarcobetogetherplease:

lambo-san:

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

Wow what a dick

(Source: actualyamamototakeshi, via writeyourownlifestory)

the-cellist-in-portland:

cosplayadoration:

Hocus Pocus. / Costumes: Castle Corsetry / Models: Birds of Play as Winifred and Sarah Sanderson, Chrissy Lynn as Mary Sanderson & Strange Like That Cosplay as Billy Butcherson / Photographer: Joits Photography 

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!

(via writeyourownlifestory)

maria-alice-121:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

(Source: jonathangriff, via derpingthroughlife)

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

(via twibs)

(Source: tomasczt, via xoferyk)

(Source: sandandglass, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: yzmas, via dreamingofdisneymagic)