i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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(Source: wigglytuffz, via enraptored)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via duntouchme)

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

you’re welcome

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

imageyou’re welcome

(via doctor-clue)

a-box-of-cats:

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

ernest hemingway

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: samthewilson, via doctor-clue)

a-box-of-cats:

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

ernest hemingway

(via doctor-clue)

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

(via doctor-clue)

How I draw faces

castiel-is-the-fallen-angel:

swordcane:

andlatitude:

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1) circle with lines

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2) face, head, neck

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3) nose

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4) eyes, mouth, eyebrows

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5) haaaiiir

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6) everything else

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thnx 4 help Steph

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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sherlockianwho:

mcjugs:

hey this is normal shit

FUCKING ANGRY SHIT 

this is whispering shit

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

scared to say things shit

fucking pay attention shit

I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.

(via doctor-clue)

idle3re8u5:

ascandalinthepolicebox:

it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible

really? because I didn’t feelimage

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dead-kun:

whenever someone tells me “it’s your fault i ship this” my heart swells with pride and purpose

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

Animator 1: Hey son, you got the character design done for the princess’ father?

Animator 2: Yeah!! Check this: he’s short, kinda portly, with a white mustache, brown eyes, and thick eyebrows. He’s goofy but lovable, and with a bit of a temper. Good guy tho

Animator 1: Sick work brah!!1!

(via doctor-clue)

blink-182-bashers:

funfrom4chan:

What the fuck do we do now?

take a picture,  thats it. 

blink-182-bashers:

funfrom4chan:

What the fuck do we do now?

take a picture,  thats it. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

(via duntouchme)

I’ve turned into someone else (x)

(Source: alice-in-wonder-world, via ruinedchildhood)