“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
I am truly screaming
OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY THE JOKE I HAVE NEEDED MY WHOLE LIFE HELP
This may be my favorite tumblr post
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
Swag Money stars in the new exciting film called who said that
Did you name your kitten Swag Money…
her full name is Swag Money Fitzroy but swag money for short
Amazon Prime Air is a delivery system Amazon Inc. plans to implement into their service by the year 2015. Small packages purchased through Amazon.com will be shipped to the buyer via air drone in as little as 30 minutes.
hey hey what if like you order 10 books of erotica or something and its too heavy for it so they decide to send multiple ones and they end up arriving at the same time and crushing into each other and you go out in your robe and cafe only to see your yard on fire and your neighbor’s dog running around in flames and then he sees your door open and runs inside and rolls all over your couch and all you wanted to do was read some erotica and now you lost everything thanks to amazon!?I’m just in love with the idea that some day, in the future, a robot will be able to deliver a dildo to my house in 30 mineuts. (Or less!)